.:if we have a president with the name ‘huckabee…’:.

let’s make this a short post, because there really isn’t much to say about this.

i was flipping through the channels when i heard that mr. huckabee won kansas and louisianna. a few canned political victory lines and some other dumb BS  later, i hear mr. huckabee say something like, ‘i didn’t major in math. i majored in miracles.’

…….

you cannot be f*****g serious. the american public absolutely, positively 100% cannot be serious about voting this guy into the white house. this has to be some kind of sick joke.

ok…so let’s just say that he’s smart enough to be objective and knows that bringing religion into running the country is a bad idea. but…well…we can’t really say that. here’s another genius quote:

“I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution,” Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. “But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that’s what we need to do — to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than try to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view.”

this guy is dangerous. we’re talking about a guy who was a southern baptist minister. not that i have anything at all against anyone’s particular religious practices or upbringing…but seriously. the idea of a guy who is a former preacher running the country raises some pretty serious issues surrounding the idea of separating church and state.

that and the little fact that i don’t want a guy who believes that ‘miracles can happen if ya’ just believe in jesus’ anywhere near the big red ‘launch nuclear warheads’ button.

of course…it’d be sweet if he really were the GOP candidate. obama will wipe the toilet stall floor with mr. huckabee’s face several times over if huckabee does indeed win the nomination.

one final genius quote from america’s newest village idiot:

“But as we all know, a candidate can say one word, do one thing, have one particular moment that can end his whole career so, you know, I’m not saying I’m just driving behind (McCain) at the NASCAR race waiting for him to lose a tire. But crazier things have happened.”

all i have to say is this: mr. huckabee…please, please, please keep talking.

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