.:in a can:.
friends, i give you probably one of the singlemost important inventions ever created. i wish i could someday look back and say to my children/grandchildren/adopted children/dogs/pet aliens/etc., “so-and-so, your (insert familiar parental figure name here) created something that will be used by humanity for the rest of its days.”
but alas, that dream has been stolen from me by germans. foiled by germans. again.
cheeseburger in a can. oh, how my heart beats and my mouth waters at this delectable morsel. this is right up there with devil’s ham or chicken spread…or spam…or canned tuna…except better. it’s not just part of a meal like previously said things are. this is, in fact, the meal, all prepped, artifically preserved and ready for your consumption.
and out of a can no less! are you reading that? out. of. a. can.
no need for a styrofoam container that has potential leakage problems. no need for a sack or bag that could tear. don’t have to keep it hot or cold nor worry about quick spoilage. it’s that can thing that’s making this a lot of different levels of awesome.
