tom cruise…wow. what an interesting character. you have to wonder what the heck happened between the days of top gun and now to get him to the point he has gotten.

guess it doesn’t matter though. if i had as much money as he did, then i suppose i would feel entitled to do whatever the ‘ef i wanted too and not worry about what anyone else thought.

beware. this is a little over 9 minutes long. however…it’ll give you a look into just how far down the rabbit hole mr. cruise has gone…

.:you must play now:.

today, i bring you two…count ‘em TWO…special videos for your viewing pleasure. you see, now that you know mr. t and william shatner are playing, you must play too.

so wrong. moderately offensive. relatively mean. smashingly european. it’s long and a little weird, but the payoff is really funny.

ninja’s are rad. end of story.

groups of ninjas…for example, ninjas on parade?…enough to induce a heart attack fueled by awesomeness.

the rub: if a ninja is doing his/her job right, you can’t see ‘em…

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

ever wonder if darth had any hobbies? turns out my boy plays a wicked harmonica. it’s only too bad that he had to wait until the end to reveal this hidden talent.