Friends, I now live in the city that holds the world record for the largest synchronized Thriller dance. I can’t even being to tell you how proud I am of this, so instead, I’ll just post the video and let you bask in its glory.

No, I did no participate, and I’m hanging my head in shame because of it.

This is so incredibly hard to watch. Thanks Andrew M.

Hi-lar-i-ous. And timely.

Thanks to my long lost college buddy Cary H. for this golden nugget…

Update: Ahh, Tom Willis.  Sometimes you make me feel bad.

Let me interject something here. These people in this video are not representative of the people I know and love in the midwest. Not in the least bit.

However…living in another place that is more liberal, I can safely say that I feel much more at home. Afterall, I think that’s just natural. You feel more comfortable when the majority of the people around you share the same views and opinions about a number of things.

I can safely tell you that if you were to ever visit the city of Cincinnati and you were to run into Tom Willis, you’d be meeting a great person. He and a number of other folks are what made my (very long) time in Cincinnati good.

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While I certainly have not moved to the most liberal state in the union, I at least happen to live in a very liberal city. And BOY HOWDY am I glad about that.

Here exemplifies one of the reasons why I am glad I don’t live in the midwest anymore. This is some of the most pure and unadulterated idiocy I’ve seen in quite some time.

The blonde is awesome.

OK…instead of finding all of these video clips, someone has taken the time to assemble them. Good times. Seriously…there are points where it’s just really, really hard to watch and listen.

If you’re a Republican and you’re reading this…in all seriousness…please consider what you’re doing when you go to vote. This is someone who can’t even talk about her own running mate’s record of regulation. This is someone who, even more simply, cannot name ONE news source where she gets her political information. This is someone who thinks that living next to Russia makes her a consumate expert on foriegn policy.

This is a woman who could potentially be talking to all of our world leaders at any given moment.  Do you really want ‘Joe Sixpack’ talking to your world leaders?