Finding out that a mildly psychotic ex-girlfriend (or her friend, I’m not sure which) posted something ‘negative’ about me out on the Internet got me thinking. The beginning part of the rant expounded a little bit about how big of a dork I was/am. Beyond being amused at how a now-37 year old woman would resort to ‘OMGyou’resuchanerd!’ insult tactics, I started thinking about how all of the things that could potentially classify me under the ‘nerd’ or ‘dork’ category are the things helped me to get where I am now.

Let’s look at some of those things…

1. Chat rooms - When I worked at the computer lab at the College of Applied Science during my 1998-99 school days, you can imagine I wasn’t constantly busy. And so I spent some of my time in chatrooms and on bulletin boards (BBSs). While not necessarily considered the coolest thing in the world, I didn’t particularly care.

Chat applications and BBSs served as the jump for things like myspace, Facebook, Twitter and the myriad other social media appliacations.  What are they, if not glorified and steroidized versions of chatrooms and BBSs? And those sites/services happen to be all the rage right now in the interactive space. I’m of the opinion (as are a good number of other interactive professionals) that these will be THE places to market products/services/etc. to the majority of the world, whether that be through your typical online advertising (banners, fragments, etc.) or some other genius way. Hooray for me being on the boat early.

2. Star Wars - This particular insult I found pretty funny. She referred to me as a “Star Wars groupie”. Is that really considered an insult? I’m  pretty glad that someone would refer to me as that. Most of the coolest people I’ve met could be considered “Star Wars groupies”. Of course, I suppose that would depend upon your definition of what a “Star Wars groupie” is.  Whatever your definition, Star Wars is one of those things the whole world can relate to whether you love it, hate it, or are somewhere in between. I can’t tell you how many friends & business contacts I’ve made just by being able to relate to Star Wars, whether it be through the movies to the books that have come out to the video games.

3. Computer parts/hardware: Again, another one that is hilarious when trying to insult someone. A lot of college kids aren’t the luckiest in the sense of having to work at jobs that are kind of crap. I can’t think of a lot of people that really WANT to work the jobs they work in college. Therefore, I consider myself lucky to have found a place that would help me develop a skillset that, ultimately, made me more cash than a normal college kid would have and would get me a lot of places when I would start my career.

For example, by working at a computer shop, I was able to buy components at very low prices and then build computers for my friends and their friends. I’d make a nice profit off of it, and they would get a computer for a price that was very reasonable.

Working there also spawned a number of other secondary skills and interests. I know both Mac and PC operating systems pretty well. I picked up and learned a lot of the software I now use today (Visio, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, etc.). Most of all, it taught me how important it is to keep up with technology and think about how it can be used in a practical way. We call that consulting, friends…and there’s a lot of demand for (and a lot of money in) that.

4. Creating a blog/site ‘about myself’ makes me narcisitic: Beyond the fact that this blog isn’t necessarily ‘all about G’, it’s kind of idiotic to say that creating a blog is grounds for being categorized as some kind of social misfit. There are so many good things about creating a blog that it’s almost worthless for me to try and list them all. However, a few positive things would be that you’re taking the time to write…one of the most important skills (if not THE most important skill) you can develop. It allows you to learn to become familiar with a broad range of Web development princicples and practices…like open source; like design for the Web and how it integrates with the code on the back end;  like how to use a content management system. It can help you learn principles of SEO/SEM. These are all extremely important if you’re considering a career in the interactive/digital field.  And even if you’re not, it allows you to relate to a broader range of people.

Plus, aren’t the the majority of people out there creating blogs about themselves? Afterall, I don’t think there’s a subject that one generally would know better, right?

The point of this isn’t to sit here and justify who and what I am. I don’t feel a need to do that. Actually, the point is cliche…

It’s important to realize and understand that, as long as you’re doing something positive for yourself, you need to continue to do it. Be who you are no matter how someone might judge you, no matter how someone might manipulate you or what you’re doing into a negative light. If you spent half the amount of time doing the things you loved rather than fretting about being judged negatively over it, the world…your world…would be a much better place.

So…viva la dork, I say. It hasn’t hurt me much.  I have a great job, am surrounded by great people, and…most importantly…

I still ended up with a hot wife. And those of us that have it figured out know that 9 out of 10 men and women prefer dorks…


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10 Responses to “The Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life of a Complete Dork”
  1. “TESTIFY MY BROHTER!!”…haven’t had time to read up on you, but today I hit on all your pages from this month.
    I love some of the articles, I can feel the sarcasm in your typing and that is what makes it funny and real.
    Being a smart A$$ myself…what ever happened to the Norwegin girl anyways? HA HA, LOL.

    As I was reading one of your blogs (the one about Metalica) my mind drifted back to HS daze…
    Do you remember that play scene we had to do in drama class? It all started coming back to me for
    some reason as I was reading. My last line “You know, they have jets in the Navy too”…

    Hope all is well in Austin, hope the wife is well, and hope you are living well.

    Just thought I would comment and say “Hey old friend”

  2. You’re becoming a weary web traveler now. You’ve had two major pieces of your identity “damaged” to different levels, both via the web.

    I think you should just unplug and quit, because this chick (sorry, her “friend”) is totally damaging your holier than thou, andrew is better than you blog with her omgursogay-bombs…

    If someone from so far in your past is hurt by your mind’s outlet, i do believe she should be the one getting the help… or at least write fiction, because her made up stories are quite entertaining.

    The other side of free speech is the free decision not to listen. In the words of George Carlin “if you don’t like what’s on the radio, it’s got a fuckin’ knob, turn it the fuck off!”

  3. Man, i wrapped that 2nd paragraph in html tags, but it got filtered out…

  4. fuck… i wrapped it in (greaterthan) sarcasm (lessthan) tags… but they got filtered both times..

    go to hell, wordpress!

  5. kill me now, lessthan first… then greater than.

    i quit

  6. yeah, i should definitely give it up. i’m an idiot.

    i would agree with you; what she has written is pretty entertaining. i can understand why someone might be upset though. it wasn’t appropriate for me to put her last name out there. i removed it. it’ll go away in the search engines hopefully sooner than later.

    the funny thing is that she talked about me looking myself up and stalking her. so…if she found the thing i wrote about her…she either had to be looking me or herself up. yeah…there’s that.

  7. Dorks unite! Sorry to hear about this shite. You, of all people, don’t deserve such bad juju. I still think you’re a pretty cool guy, all that Star Wars talk aside. ;0)

  8. that’s awful nice of you……. . i think? maybe? haha!

  9. Mildly? What kind of woman has the time to do that anyways? Shouldn’t she be in the kitchen? :) I’m kidding, of course, but seriously who doesn’t think dorks/nerds/dweebs/nerdingos are cool? Isn’t that the in thing now? Honestly in my area its gotten to the point where most ‘normal’ (and by normal I mean those frat guys who are constantly popping their collars, pounding beers, etc) cannot find a date for the life of them, or are hanging out with those vapid women who get confused when talking to signposts.

    Being a dork is where its at, of course, I’m opinionated as I play my 70 hunter and watch firefly while waiting excitedly to play lego batman!

  10. now see…that’s what i’m TALKING about! haha! a who’s proud of a level 70 hunter… :)

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