I’m sorry…I’m really not going to turn this into a political blog, because frankly, I have no business doing so.  But dear sweet Jesus…

Since seeing the Katie Couric interview with Sarah Palin, I have to say that I am GENUINELY scared that this woman could very realistically be the President of the United States. I mean…come on…Johnny Mac is 72 freakin’ years old. He looks a tiny bit on the frail side. He could keel over at any second, right?

<—–and then we’re left with her.

The Katie Couric interview was probably one of the most stunning displays of non-graceful speaking I think I’ve seen in quite some time. I have nothing against Sarah Palin…but let’s be honest. She is absolutely not ready for what she’s being considered for.

There are two things I’d like to point out…

1. I keep reading these articles citing younger ‘blue collar’ females as being those who are supporting Palin.  And the reason why they like her so much is because ‘they can associate with her’ and they ‘feel like she connects with them’ and ’she’s a normal person’. Let’s be really frank. The President/VP are not…should not be…normal people. I don’t want everyday Joe Schmoe running the country I live in…especially at this particular time. We’re talking about needing a person who undestands how to bring the world back around to seeing us as a country NOT full of idiots. We’re talking about needing a person who can guide us through a potential economical disaster. We’re NOT talking about a person who answers a question about the bailout in the following way:

“But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the — oh, it’s got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track.“So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we’ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, um, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is part of that.”

Huh?

2. The real disgrace, the real slap-in-the-face here is that I’m now starting to read articles about how the J.Mack campaign is talking to the debate organizers about ‘going easy’ on Sarah Palin.

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GO EASY ON HER??!?  Seriously!??!?!

J.Mack: “Hey there, Kim Jong-il. How are you doing today? Oh yeah? Killing your citizens? Building some nukes? Rocking some serious oppression? Eating a little ox tail stew or a tasty bowl of dolsot be bim bop? Good…good. Hey listen. Sarah is coming over on a red-eye and she’s had ‘one of those weeks’ *slight chuckle*.  I know you guys are going to have a real good time and hit it off well, but I was wondering if you could, you know, not be such a hard-ass and be nice to her. She’s kind of new to this whole crazy “foreign policy” thing, this whole wacky diplomacy deal, and she just needs a little break. So if you could cut her a little slack, that’d be great…. “

If Sarah Palin needs to have the campaign call up before a major debate where she will be a center of attention and tell those running this debate to ‘go easy’…do you really think that this gives people an accurate summation of what they could be getting? If a person needs to be ‘gone easy on’ in a debate, then how can this person be expected to run an entire country?

I can only hope that Joe Biden knows how to play the cards in this one. Nobody like stand by and watch the ‘little guy’ take a beatdown. Such is the case here. Joe Biden needs to go in, answer the questions, and come off as gracious and straight forward as Obama did in the debate last Friday night. He needn’t take the time to try and slam Sarah Palin because, honestly, she’ll do a fine job herself if the past couple of days of her spotlight are any indication of what’s to come.

Everytime I feel like I’m a little disenchanted with reading, I pick up a Stephen King book and feel a little better.  In this case, I picked up The Stand. One reason I picked up The Stand is because there’s a graphic novel in the works for it. That caught my eye, and so I got it stuck in mind to make sure I read the book.

I’m about 100 or so pages into it, and I have to say that it’s a damn frightening book. Sure, it’s obviously going to be a little scary because it’s Stephen King. But I’ve found myself thinking about it after I put it down.

For those not familiar with what it’s about, it’s essentially about the end of the world brought on by an extremely horrific strain of the flu developed by the U.S. Army. Typical drug treatments don’t work for it because the virus morphs slightly to counter the medication effects.  And it has a 99.4% mortality rate.  And it…naturally…spreads like wildfire.

I started thinking about it because it really seems like this is something that could happen. Part of the reason why evolution works is because we’re exposed to things our bodies must learn to fight off and/or adapt to. And if we can’t fight it or adapt to it…well…I suppose it’s a bit like pruning a tree, isn’t it? Survival of the fittest…

Now, I’m not saying that callously; I’m very thankful that we’ve come up with modern medicine to combat things like the flu. But as we’re all aware, virii also adapt. So all of the medication we take all of a sudden is taken into consideration when it comes to Bob the flu virus’s life cycle…hence the reason why we continue to get the flu over and over; it develops into different strains.

And so the nasty germ war continues.

We all know that the flu virus untreated can actually be deadly. By King introducing the fairly obvious yet clever idea of a strain of the flu that actually changes on the fly, you have an very interesting scenario. How does the world react? Or rather, how do you keep the world from reacting and panicking? Where do you go? How do you contain it? Or fix it? If everyone who could possibly fix it is exposed to the virus and dying, it’s not possible.

And so you’re left to let the virus run it’s course naturally, running into the few people that simply are not effected by it…the ‘whole’ remains of what is left of the tree after being pruned, if you will.

A 99.4% mortality rate.

There are 6 billion people on the planet today.

99.4% of that would be 5,964,000,000.

That would leave 36 million people left.

Happy Saturday, all!

My humble opinion…

John McCain has a ton of experience in foreign policy…and that’s what this debate was focused on. Therefore, one wold think that John McCain would come out swinging, thoroughly trouncing Barack Obama without lifting much more than a finger. Surprisingly enough, that wasn’t the case.  The debate was very much even this evening. I think that did a lot for Obama’s credibility in the area of foreign policy.

Obamanos!

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Finding out that a mildly psychotic ex-girlfriend (or her friend, I’m not sure which) posted something ‘negative’ about me out on the Internet got me thinking. The beginning part of the rant expounded a little bit about how big of a dork I was/am. Beyond being amused at how a now-37 year old woman would resort to ‘OMGyou’resuchanerd!’ insult tactics, I started thinking about how all of the things that could potentially classify me under the ‘nerd’ or ‘dork’ category are the things helped me to get where I am now.

Let’s look at some of those things…

1. Chat rooms - When I worked at the computer lab at the College of Applied Science during my 1998-99 school days, you can imagine I wasn’t constantly busy. And so I spent some of my time in chatrooms and on bulletin boards (BBSs). While not necessarily considered the coolest thing in the world, I didn’t particularly care.

Chat applications and BBSs served as the jump for things like myspace, Facebook, Twitter and the myriad other social media appliacations.  What are they, if not glorified and steroidized versions of chatrooms and BBSs? And those sites/services happen to be all the rage right now in the interactive space. I’m of the opinion (as are a good number of other interactive professionals) that these will be THE places to market products/services/etc. to the majority of the world, whether that be through your typical online advertising (banners, fragments, etc.) or some other genius way. Hooray for me being on the boat early.

2. Star Wars - This particular insult I found pretty funny. She referred to me as a “Star Wars groupie”. Is that really considered an insult? I’m  pretty glad that someone would refer to me as that. Most of the coolest people I’ve met could be considered “Star Wars groupies”. Of course, I suppose that would depend upon your definition of what a “Star Wars groupie” is.  Whatever your definition, Star Wars is one of those things the whole world can relate to whether you love it, hate it, or are somewhere in between. I can’t tell you how many friends & business contacts I’ve made just by being able to relate to Star Wars, whether it be through the movies to the books that have come out to the video games.

3. Computer parts/hardware: Again, another one that is hilarious when trying to insult someone. A lot of college kids aren’t the luckiest in the sense of having to work at jobs that are kind of crap. I can’t think of a lot of people that really WANT to work the jobs they work in college. Therefore, I consider myself lucky to have found a place that would help me develop a skillset that, ultimately, made me more cash than a normal college kid would have and would get me a lot of places when I would start my career.

For example, by working at a computer shop, I was able to buy components at very low prices and then build computers for my friends and their friends. I’d make a nice profit off of it, and they would get a computer for a price that was very reasonable.

Working there also spawned a number of other secondary skills and interests. I know both Mac and PC operating systems pretty well. I picked up and learned a lot of the software I now use today (Visio, Dreamweaver, Photoshop, etc.). Most of all, it taught me how important it is to keep up with technology and think about how it can be used in a practical way. We call that consulting, friends…and there’s a lot of demand for (and a lot of money in) that.

4. Creating a blog/site ‘about myself’ makes me narcisitic: Beyond the fact that this blog isn’t necessarily ‘all about G’, it’s kind of idiotic to say that creating a blog is grounds for being categorized as some kind of social misfit. There are so many good things about creating a blog that it’s almost worthless for me to try and list them all. However, a few positive things would be that you’re taking the time to write…one of the most important skills (if not THE most important skill) you can develop. It allows you to learn to become familiar with a broad range of Web development princicples and practices…like open source; like design for the Web and how it integrates with the code on the back end;  like how to use a content management system. It can help you learn principles of SEO/SEM. These are all extremely important if you’re considering a career in the interactive/digital field.  And even if you’re not, it allows you to relate to a broader range of people.

Plus, aren’t the the majority of people out there creating blogs about themselves? Afterall, I don’t think there’s a subject that one generally would know better, right?

The point of this isn’t to sit here and justify who and what I am. I don’t feel a need to do that. Actually, the point is cliche…

It’s important to realize and understand that, as long as you’re doing something positive for yourself, you need to continue to do it. Be who you are no matter how someone might judge you, no matter how someone might manipulate you or what you’re doing into a negative light. If you spent half the amount of time doing the things you loved rather than fretting about being judged negatively over it, the world…your world…would be a much better place.

So…viva la dork, I say. It hasn’t hurt me much.  I have a great job, am surrounded by great people, and…most importantly…

I still ended up with a hot wife. And those of us that have it figured out know that 9 out of 10 men and women prefer dorks…

The best and earliest story I know about how important digital reputation management was/would become was the story of this guy from Cincinnati. He was this developer who decided that he wanted to rehab some theater in a really bad part of town there called Over the Rhine. City council cut him a nice big check and he took off. About a year later, a woman he was trying to date threw his name into Google and pulled up the fact that he was wanted. He got arrested and that was that. Damn funny.That was 5 years ago. Think about how far the Web has come since then in the sense of becoming a giant soapbox for whomever wants to say something about anything without having to ID themselves…effectively relieving them of any responsbility whatsoever.

I’m not saying that this is necessarily a bad thing; freedom of speech is very important. And keeping the Internet a place where speech can be exercised to its fullest extent is very important as well. It does open up a realm of possiblities though when it comes to what floats out there about you…and permanently for that matter.

There are now companies that have been created around the idea of digital reputation management and keeping it clean. I just read about one that charges $1500.00 a month to repair any damage, and that’s only to guarantee that the first page of results will come up clean. Given that it takes about 2-3 months for results to begin to change in the search engines, there’s at least 3-4K in your pockets beore its all said and done.

What’s really interesting is I don’t think our Generation Y friends quite get it yet that a good portion of them will most likely be the ones that actually grow those companies into real profitability. From a marketing perspective, there are studies that show Gen Y has this somewhat unhealthy obsession with the idea of fame on whatever level they can get it. One only has to take a look at myspace to see how crazy it can get.

Man…maybe I’m in the wrong business.

Let’s take me as an example. If I throw my name into Google, the first things that come up are the fact that I’m an interactive project/product manager and that I play music…

…and then something random about me being a weirdo and needing a life.  That has been a recent development, and one I brought down upon myself. Remember how I said something about how easy it is to throw things out there about anybody and anything? I did.  Specifically, I did it here on this blog. I wrote about a girl I used to date (and lived with) in college. Note that I’m going to avoid using her name here because I’ll draw more unnecessary results to her name and probably cause her to fly off into some kind of crazy rage which could potentially result in my physical demise…

Anyway…

So by creating that post about her, either she or one of her friends found it and decided to retalitate by writing some pretty funny stuff about me.

Let’s play a little Q&A now, shall we?

1. Andrew, did you spend time in Interwebz chat rooms?:  Yep. True. I worked in a computer lab at the College of Applied Science @ the University of Cincinnati. My spare time was spent chatting with other goofs who were fascinated with the internet. Good times.
2. Were you a Star Wars groupie?: I wouldn’t call myself a Star Wars groupie or anything…but I certainly dig Star Wars. Not ashamed, yo. The new Force Unleashed game is probably going to be my next game rental.  Ha!
3. Did you collect computer parts?: Yep. Previous to working in the computer lab, I worked for a place called Micro Direct where I sold and built computers during college. I made quite a bit of money, buying parts and building computers and then subsequently selling them to friends.
4. Do you still hold a grudge against this girl?: Nope. As a matter of fact, I couldn’t care a whole heck of a lot less. I genuinely and truly hope that she is having a good/better life than she had when I knew her. Beyond that…it doesn’t really register as a blip on my previous life radar.
5. Did you really post an “I Have No Life” revenge story about her?: Nope. But I did post a story about my time with her here. Someone else (her? her friend?) in her post called it a ‘revenge’ story. While most of my post about her is straight forward, I said a couple of more ‘kind’ things, like: “melissa was something else. she was older than me by five years. she was smart, confident and was one of the most talented and ambitious people in our program at school. the one thing i have to thank her for was that she gave me a little clout in my program, because as soon as i started dating her, the teachers all of a sudden started taking notice of me.” and, “but i don’t think i was sad about the fact that she was going to be out of my life. i was more sad that this talented, cool, attractive girl i had met almost two years earlier had taken such a terrible turn. it’s really awful to see a person self-destruct like that.” Note that I also removed her last name out of respect for privacy. I shouldn’t have used her last name. That’s really the only part I’m sorry about.
6. Does your wife wonder if you have old feelings for other women? Nope. Actually, my wife supports my writing. Some of the music & lyrics I’ve written reflect on or are directly about other women and heartbreak and all that typical stuff that makes up a good portion of music out there (stupid heartbroken musicians).
7. Did you create geochurn.com so you could “just…google [yourself] and get off on [your] self-created internet infamity [sic]: Infamity? Is that even a word. Well…to answer the question posed…nope. I didn’t really have to create this site to Google myself and have results come up. I’m just that cool that my name brings up some cool and amazing stuff without it. The funny thing is that geochurn doesn’t even COME UP as one of the first results. It’s on the second page of results.
   
8. Are you”disturbed and need to seek therapy”?  Nope. I mean…well…I’m disturbed by a lot of stuff, but certainly not ‘touched’ or anything like that, as the connotation of the word ‘disturbed’ is used here. I’m a sane dude.

I will tell you what is really disturbing though. At the bottom of her/her friend’s post it says something to the effect that Melissa is a very professional person and that she’s ignoring what that evil mean Andrew says. BUT, she’s going to show you a site that was created about me and how ‘creepy’ and awful I am. I can only assume that either her or her ‘friend’ created it.

Here’s the opening line, which is (I think) something to describe me:

“Dramaturgial = The term in its medical sense (usually referring to the evacuation of the “katamenia”, the menstrual fluid or other reproductive material.) literally: acceptance from the audience through manipulation, from the fact that one could create a way for others to suffer a worse fate than them was to his or herself a relief. It can also describe the effect of producing an outlet for violence, by acting as a form of release for violent behaviour. For example, in forms of media or in a dream.”

And then it goes on to describe how I’m ‘violent’, ’stalkerish’, and that I seduce 17 year old Norwegian girls in internet chat rooms for my own sick pleasures, make them break up with their boyfriends, and am scared of rejection or something like that.

Oh yes…and I was apparently almost 30 in 1999.

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Holy sweet mother of all that is good and awesome, Batman.

First of all…I have to congratulate whichever person took the task on of taking the time to create that site. I’m kind of flattered that I, Andrew Joseph Geonetta, could rile someone up so much that they’d create a little shrine to me (as crazy as that shrine may be).

And I also have to congratulate whichever person actually conjured up that stuff about the Norwegian girl. It’s kind of creative and funny in the same way one might think the banjo player in ‘Deliverance’ is creative and funny…

The real (summarized) story is as follows:

1. I talked to a Norwegian girl in a chatroom and over e-mail…10 years ago. She was really cool.  I guess you could call it a pen pal thing. I was talking about going to visit a friend in Germany at that point and remember saying something like, “Hey, it would be cool if it were possible to do some travelling while I’m in Europe and somehow could come visit in the Netherlands.” She sent me a packet of stuff that had things like recipes of traditional Norwegian food, some pics of her and where she lived, a map of her town, and a letter.  I know there was more, but I don’t have it because…
2. Melissa took it from me. It was really sad.
3. After that, I don’t know what happened, but all of a sudden, this really cool girl couldn’t talk to me any more because her boyfriend (who I knew about…she lived with him, for God’s sake) all of a sudden decided that his girlfriend and me were “more than just friends”.  Because…you know…that makes sense. The only thing I can guess is that my fun-loving girl Melissa must have mailed something? E-mailed?  Called? this guy, telling him something terrible.  I honestly don’t know for sure though; just a theory.

I lost a friend out of it, and that really sucked.

So…digital reputation management, friends…make sure yours is clean and spotless. Me…I don’t think I’ll do anything about either of those sites. They are both pretty entertaining and defiitely make for good conversation.